test drive meme

[mallowmods]

So, you're thinking about apping to Mallow Hallow? Awesome! To help you out, this is a test drive meme where you can, well, test-drive your characters and, if you so wish, use this as your sample. We've got some prompts for you to start with, but feel free to come up with your own! Go crazy, really.

Lochwell

a) Whoops! Looks like someone made the mistake of aggravating the king and queen—some poor NPC, or maybe even you. Either way, enjoy being tossed out the castle window and, er, the five-storey fall...

b) Somehow, one of your possessions ended up on top of the castle (maybe it was one of the fairies from Whitewood, those darn fairies). Well, snap. How are you going to get it back?

Mallowhallow

c) Your pillow house just fell apart/exploded into feathers/some other poor, unfortunate fate. Hey, as firm as it was, it was still made of pillows.

d) Uh-oh, your entire (presumably non-pillow) wardrobe is ruined. Have fun browsing Mallowhallow's extensive collection of... pillow clothing...

Orlea

e) Cheating is very, very bad (and you shouldn't do it), but man, this test is really hard. Maybe someone's cheating off of you? Or maybe you ignored our advice up there and you're the one cheating (in which case shame on you).

f) Someone just stole your wallet! We swear not all of Orlea's people are cheaters/thieves.

Astralfield

g) A giant strawberry with a mouth is following you everywhere you go. Everywhere. Maybe it wants to be friends? Or maybe it wants to eat you. Same thing, really.

h) Spiders! Everywhere! Seriously, whose dream was this.

Crystalden

i) There's a new vehicle being developed, going on a test drive for the first time today. Except whoops, looks like it's gone out of control! Maybe you're the poor sucker test-driving the thing or the poor sucker who's in the way—

Highcrest

j) Maybe you lost one of your possessions in there (you sure are losing your possessions often...) or maybe someone dared you, but one way or another, you need to get into the castle. Unfortunately, unless you're asking to become a knight or the leader of the knights needs to talk to you, which she doesn't, the knights aren't going to let you in. What do?

Whitewood

k) So there's an item you really want to buy (or rather, take) but some fairy is tired of you freeloaders, so they're not letting you have it! Wow, mean.

Other

As said, if none of these prompts appeal to you, then feel free to do whatever you want! Well, except for making the game implode. That might be cause problems.

Comments

Asuna | Sword Art Online | Highcrest | j

[tsundereflash]

[ A heavy sigh can be heard from the short(ish) girl standing in front of the castle gate. She seems to be arguing with the guards there, her arms are akimbo and she has her cheeks are puffed up in a look of frustration.]

"What do you mean I cant go back in! I was just here!"

[Another sigh, and then a stern and leader-like demeanor seems to come over her that seems surprisingly intense for somebody of her size.]

"I left something important inside and I need to get it, it wont cause you any problem if you let me in for a small while. And even if your superior wont hear me now, I'm sure that she wont want to hear that two of her guards refused to let a high ranking member of the Knights of the Blood Oath in!"

[diamondlight]

[Some distance behind, there's a girl standing back and watching the argument. She walks up behind Asuna.]

Knights of the Blood Oath? Is that some kind of knight order where you're from? And... what did you leave inside?

[tsundereflash]

Asuna turns around ready to tell of the next person who bothers her and is quite taken aback at the girl standing before her.

'B..blue hair? And what gorgeous eyes!'

"I left my teleportation crystal inside! Its something that will allow me to get back home. And yes that's the name of my organization, It's more of a guild though than an actual order of knights. We have more than just warriors too."

[diamondlight]

[There's a pause as Rikka notes that her conversation partner seems to be surprised at her appearance.] Did I do something wrong?

A crystal to get you home? That does sound important... maybe we can find a way to get it back. I'm surprised you're from a guild of warriors, though - I'm sorry, but you really don't... look it. You look like a girl just a little older than me, after all.